LeKraka Dawn, Dawn Roamin, Jess Dawn-Donna; As a yiddo, I have had more false Dawns than a transvestite’s singles night. But next season, my friends…, next season is the one.
Louis Van Gaal and Rapin Van Persie will choose us over Man United and my 50 year wait will be over. Then I will be able to commit hari-kari in the Park Lane End with renewed optimism. COYS! Why do we do it?